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iLL Fortune Cookies

The good people at iLL Fortune were probably tired of their fortune cookie’s lucky numbers costing them millions in lottery money, or perhaps they just wanted to make a fortune to celebrate less auspicious times. And they achieved it with specialized fortunes that read such pick-me-ups as: “Your identity will never be stolen. It has no appeal” to “You will throw up on yourself tonight” and “Prozac is planning a long term relationship with you”, so they’re guaranteed to be more true-er than regular fortune cookies. You can purchase batches at their website: illfortune

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